cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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