Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Where is the hickey?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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