I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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