we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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