i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
This house was built for laser tag.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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