He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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