You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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