everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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