What a fucking waste of an outfit
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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