You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
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if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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