Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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