I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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