I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
You smell like stripper and shame
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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