Its about making memories worth repressing
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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