i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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