I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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