Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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