this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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