I can tuck mytits in my pants
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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