Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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