I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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