what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm really busy with my period
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