Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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