last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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