Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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