You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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