Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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