hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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