Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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