I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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