Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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