Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
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but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I think I sprained my soul last night
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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