Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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