So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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