i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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