either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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