So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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