i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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