well you can't waste a boner
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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