is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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