The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I just threw up on my dentist
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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