As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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