...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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