I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
this boner is exhausting
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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