I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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