PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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