belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize