It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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