just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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