I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
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he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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